Meetings so long, they're practically their own dimension.
Point 1: Discuss the meaning of life.
Point 2: Debate the meaninglessness of existence.
Point 3: Eat a stale donut.
Point 4: Decide on the best way to spend the next 5 years.
Point 5: Argue over the color scheme for the new meeting room.
Point 6: Discuss the finer points of existential dread.